Monthly Archives: November 2021

When boobs go wild

I have decided to relate the story that Natalie told us in the bar yesterday. It’s just too good to not write down. Of course, I will omit anything that could indicate anything about the person involved. Well, apart from … Continue reading

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Silly shoes and ball gowns

I was sitting in the Southbank Terrace Café drinking a latte and reading. An eccentric looking woman came in and sat at the next table. She emptied the contents of a tote bag on the table and started arranging various … Continue reading

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A question of cost analysis

I was originally going to stand on the Slab tonight, joining Nicktor and the other Old Slabbers, half heartedly cheering on the Shots while Charlie regaled us with some strange programme he’d found in the depths of the Channel 5 … Continue reading

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Stop eating processed food

I forgot to take my book with me this morning so, rather than read about a train trip in India, I started writing my blog on my phone. I do this sometimes and, though it’s a bit more laborious than … Continue reading

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A disappointing theft

I made an excess of meatballs yesterday. Well, Friday really. Which meant we were having meatballs for dinner tonight. It also meant I needed to buy a swede to have as a potato substitute for them to sit on. I … Continue reading

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Return to Sweden

Today we had a couple of visitors we’ve been so looking forward to. Okay, Mirinda’s seen Sarah on screen, but that’s no substitute for three dimensions. The last time I saw Nick was at the Venison Dinner three years ago … Continue reading

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Flying to Paris?

I really tested my knee out today. Firstly I went shopping, secondly I spent a lot of time cooking ahead of tomorrow and, thirdly…actually, there wasn’t a third thing. I did some more work on our tax return, but that … Continue reading

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Did I really say bugger?

I had planned to go to the football tonight with Nicktor. He’d suggested we go to the Aldershot youth team game. It was going to be a bit of a luxurious night, with dinner in the lounge and seating in … Continue reading

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Another gouty day

Another sleep deprived night caused by the uric crystals in my right knee. After a complete lack of success in finding a position in which I was without pain, I got out of bed and went down to the lounge. … Continue reading

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Mutterings of a short-sighted moron

Last night was awful. Sleep evaded me as my knee complained, no matter what I did with it. It’s gout, though not as I’m used to. Normally it’s in my big toe which is also awful for walking but at … Continue reading

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