I was sitting in Starbucks this morning, enjoying my latte and having a read when, suddenly, Sue asked, to anyone in particular: “Why are so many people queued up outside Waitrose?“
I looked up and, sure enough, there was an unusually large crowd waiting for the doors to open, shopping trolleys at the ready.
A customer at the counter answered: “There must be a rush on the quinoa,” and cracked everyone up.