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The driest Martini

When you ask for a dry vodka Martini in the American Bar at the Savoy, this is what you get. And it was the driest Martini I have ever had. Superb. The reason we were at the Savoy was because … Continue reading

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Farcical floor quote

Kenny the floor guy was supposed to come around this afternoon/evening to quote for the bedroom floors. He didn’t turn up. I can only assume he doesn’t need the work. I will find someone else. The main problem with Kenny’s … Continue reading

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Comedy today

The dogs were sent to the kennel, the house tidied for a viewing, my hair washed and face shaved and, finally, I was off to London to meet Mirinda for our monthly trip to the West End. Today we saw … Continue reading

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Another day

I heard this on Radio 4 the other night: A city kid is in the country for the day. He asks a farmer: “Hey, mister. Why’s that cow got no horns?” The farmer looks the kid up and down and … Continue reading

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Timing

As the old joke goes, it’s all about the timing. Of course, that only works when you say it. I was trying to work out how to make it work by writing it down but it’s just not possible. Like … Continue reading

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Nun too soon

Ages ago, Dawn suggested we all go and see a one woman play called Nun the Wiser. Last night we went and saw it. It was in Chichester so we decided to all travel down together from Dawn & Nicktor’s … Continue reading

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