The House Husband

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Park worship

After a few days of glorious sunshine, February has started gloomy. Apparently we had more rain in January than we normally have and the sun quotient was pretty dire. so it was a gloomy January. I hope that means we’re in for a sunny February as this is usually the month for SADs! Though, if today is anything to go by, then I guess not. At least it didn’t rain…very much.

I had the usual Tuesday morning when Mirinda is working. I say ‘working’, she’s actually being held unwillingly in a hotel in central London being forced to play all sorts of strange HR games by one of Nicktor’s associates. You know the sort of thing I mean. You answer a bunch of questions about how awful your workmates are and then you have to read out what they all think of you. This is apparently a good thing. Mirinda begs to differ. She sits cheerfully smiling and chatting while inside her brain is trying to shut down with the utter boredom and senselessness of it all.

I rang mum and dad first up – lucky mum is off to see Wicked tomorrow. I wish I was off to see Wicked. Though she was very lucky since the theatre was almost washed away during the rise in the Brisbane River last month. Apparently the water lapped the edges of the stage! Lots of props were washed away (how odd to be wandering the shores of the river and coming across a magic wand or a green bottle and wondering) and the cast and crew had to help with the massive clean-up in order to get it ready for mum and Lorna. Well done that cast, I say! I’ve worked with actors. It’s not easy getting them to clean anything.

It was then off to the shops for a small shop. I’m having a Nicktor Night so little in the way of food is required though I was running short on beer, which I topped up. And lunch, of course. And my usual Starbucks. The blonde barista chatted to me (as normal) saying how glad she was that Jenny was going to be on the same shift as her next week. I have no idea who jenny is. Actually, I probably do, but not by name. Speaking of which, the one that knows my name called me Gary again which always unnerves me.

Back home and a bit of housework before lunch and then a trip to the park with the poodles where we once more ran into Leonard the White Dog. You may remember that Leonard is the only dog that the poodles do not bark at and chase around. Leonard is clearly the King of Farnham Park Dogs. So we enjoyed his company as he regally loped along beside us, the poodles ignoring him while showing due deference at the same time. Then we spotted the totem pole.

Up near the castle there’s a football pitch, just before the cricket oval. Along the edge of the pitch is a line of trees – all very nice on a hot summer day, providing shade and a dwarf version of the Avenue of Trees. Between the Avenue and this dwarf line is open space. On the rare occasions that the area is used, tables and umbrellas go up or caravans arrive (in the case of the circus) and form an Indian type circle of wagons. The area is good for these things because it is so big. This size has been cut down a bit with a new addition.

A totem pole (or what appears to be a totem pole) has been plonked in the middle of it. It’s the remains of a tree (maybe from the park itself, I have no idea) which someone has carved a bit. It’s very attractive but weird.

Two sides of the totem pole in Farnham Park

I took a couple of photographs of it and have patched them together to show two sides, otherwise it just looks like a dead tree. It clearly has some sort of mystic power because Carmen did a big poo at the base of it having already been once. Very odd. I left pretty quickly after that just in case the effect could be felt by humans as well as poodles.

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Noises off

A great people record amending day at work again. I’m sure I’ll get them all ship shape and Bristol-ly some distance time in the future. Nick has threatened to nominate me for volunteer of the year. Whatever that means.

Last night we had a lovely Nicktor Night. We watched two films. The first, Eden Lake was quite thrilling but one to avoid if you don’t like unnecessary violence. It stars Kelly Reilly who we’ve seen in just about every detective show. She’s been on Frost, Inspector Wexford and Midsomer Murders, usually as a slattern! She was Caroline Bingley in the 2005 Pride & Prejudice. The one with the inappropriate Lizzie Bennet. In Eden Lake she’s a school teacher. It has the sort of revenge tragedy that appeals to my Jacobean tastes. I’m also pretty sure a lot of it was filmed around Frensham Little Pond. Though having looked on the imdb, it was filmed in Buckinghamshire and NOT Frensham. But it sure looks like Frensham!

Then we saw Clive Owen (that Pete Rankin look-a-like) in Shoot ‘Em Up. Hilarious it is. Particularly the scene at the beginning of the movie when he delivers the baby while shooting baddies. Very comic book with lots of bullets and fast cars and the usual boy stuff that has one in fits of laughter and incredulity. It was very funny. We both enjoyed it immensely.

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A little while ago, we went to see Wicked, which I positively gushed over. If you missed the gushing, it’s here. Anyway, we went with Adele and her daughter Molly. Molly loves Wicked. She’s seen it a lot of times and knows the show backwards (and forwards). For her eisteddfod, she performed a couple of the songs from the show. Here she is doing Glinda’s song, Popular. I don’t know about you, but I think she’s fantastic! She is 9.

The fireworks started tonight and the poodles have gone into manic mode. They hate the noise. They won’t leave my side. Poor things.

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Wicked is WICKED!

Adele, Dave, Hamish and Molly are visiting Scotland at the moment. About six months ago, Adele booked four tickets to see Wicked in London. It is Molly’s favourite show. I found out today she has now seen it four times! Molly is nine.

Anyway, I have had the Broadway soundtrack for yonks and really love the songs so I was looking forward to it a lot. And boy did it live up to expectations! I know mum is going to see it so I’ll not spoil it by saying too much, so fear not! You can read on, mum.

The story revolves around the Wicked Witch of the West from OZ (Elphaba) and how she became wicked. It features Glinda the Good and her relationship with Elphaba. I guess it’s basically a prequel to OZ though the two stories merge during act 2 as we see why a lot of things happened the way they did in the original story.

I thought it was masterfully done. Nothing is left out. It is wonderful. However, what was even more wonderful was the two leading ladies. Louise Dearman (Glinda) and Rachel Tucker (Elphaba) were fantastic. Wonderful voices, great acting, all round brilliant. Couldn’t fault either of them. It was a matinee as well but they still gave their all. According to Adele, in the Australian production the cast put on American accents but here in London they all sound home grown. I have no idea why they would do that in Australia. I mean to say, OZ isn’t in America. They could just as easily have Australian accents as not. A bit weird. Of course there is an outside chance that the Australian cast are actually American but that does seem a bit unlikely. But back to the London production.

The male love interest, Fiyero, was a bit of a disappointment. Several years ago there was a show on the BBC whereby a group of people vied for the role of Joseph in Joseph and His Amazing Technocolour Dreamcoat. The winner was a guy called Lee Mead. I didn’t watch the show but have seen photos and ads for the musical and thought he looked perfect for Joseph. I assume he could sing the part as well because he performed it on the West End for quite some time. In Wicked, Lee Mead played Fiyero.

I thought he struggled with the low notes, losing some of his words and he wasn’t insincere enough when we first meet him. He has a Joseph niceness about him that doesn’t really work for the part of Fiyero. A pity but, given the show is primarily for the two leading ladies, this can be overlooked.

After the two leading ladies, the chorus was next best. They had enormous energy on stage and it didn’t let up at all. Even the flying monkeys! Just what you want in a big musical. And then, of course, there was the score. Wonderful.

The theatre was completely sold out and the audience absolutely loved it. I had one of those moments I always have when I’m dragged off to see a musical – I love it totally and wonder why I don’t go to more.

The only dampener on the whole thing was the typical London weather. We left the theatre and it was raining. But I can live with that, even if the Wicked Witch of the West can’t.

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