The House Husband

with occasional entries by The Dean

Calendar mistakes

The day brightened up beautifully.  We started with grey clouds and what looked like becoming a grim old Christmas day but then, out of the blue, came the…err…blue.  The rest of the day was glorious though still cold.

I’m starting to get a bit annoyed with the amount of things that religion has appropriated.  All this talk about Jesus being born on Christmas day.  Ok, clearly, Christmas is the birth of Christ but it didn’t happen on 25 December.  Well, it may have but the thing is, no-one actually knows.

Before the Christians decided to steal Christmas for themselves, it was a celebration of the winter solstice.  It was to mark the end of the shortest days and a look forward to the days growing longer.

Of course, we all know this is 21 December but the Romans did the maths wrong.  They didn’t realise it, but gradually, over a few hundred years, 21 December drifted four days ahead in time and, voila, solstice becomes Christmas.   Not that the Romans did it first.  They appropriated the calendar, changing it slightly, from the Egyptians.

Anyway, another one has gone by and another Christmas dinner has been created, eaten and (almost) cleaned up after.  I was up at 6am and worked steadily towards lunch at 2pm.

I was very happy with the turkey this year.  The meat just slid off and was soft to taste.  I was also happy with my cranberry sauce.  I generally find it too tart but it was somehow slightly sweeter this year.  Karen particularly liked my parsnips and Nigel enthused over my shortbread.  Mirinda loved everything, exactly the way a wife should.

Karen and Nigel are at the airport at the moment, waiting for their flight which leaves in less than an hour.  Karen is clutching two turkey and cranberry rolls because she doesn’t believe that BA Business Class food is any good.  It’s funny to think that by the time I get to sleep, they’ll be in the sky, flying home.

me at the cooker preparing lunch

me at the cooker preparing lunch

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Knowing one’s limits

The weather today ranged from blue skies to grey clouds to sleet to…I think it’s raining now but not sure.  I guess there’ll be no snow for Christmas then.

Well, never let it be said I don’t know what I’m good at.  Forget the stupid stollen!  Today, among other things, I made batches of shortbread and mince pies (all my own work…with a little help from Delia) and they were pronounced as perfect.  A pity I forgot the Christmas cake but these will have to do.

I also bought the turkey today.  Normally I leave it till the last minute and buy it Chrissy eve but today at Waitrose, there were fights breaking out for the final birds so I ducked underneath the flailing arms and grabbed the closest to hand.  It’s enough to feed 8-10 people, apparently.  It’s presently filling the fridge.

I’ve had a rather busy day, all round, and am looking forward to bed.  I just finished watching Spooks (the last in the present series and my favourite show) and they did it again!  A big bomb, an agent in jeopardy, possibly dead, no way out…and no answers till the next series!  AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

So, a short entry for a change.

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