The House Husband

with occasional entries by The Dean

Horror ride

So, I was back to uni today. I have four essays due so I figured I’d get a lot of work done on the train. This reminds me of a story in the press not long ago. A politician claimed he had to travel first class because he couldn’t work in second. He managed to make it sound like he was putting himself in some better class than the other passengers by saying they weren’t ‘the same’ as him. Bad choice of words, clearly but a more than accurate sentiment. I can but dream of first class.

Firstly, the new trains do not lend themselves to giving enough room to work properly. I’ve mentioned before that they’re modelled on a very thin, very short German midget as opposed to a normal sized human being. This makes it difficult to type, one arm being wedged against the side of the carriage or one leg extended into the aisle – neither helpful.

Actually, having a Netbook helps a bit. The keyboard being 97% the size of a full sized machine means I can just rest my wrists on the base and my fingers can reach all the keys. I am still squeezed up against the wall of the carriage though. Not the most ergonomic of typing positions.

I guess one of the worst things is the annoying habits of other people. They plug in their earplugs, have their music (or whatever) WAY too loud then can’t hear themselves eating with their mouths open. This simply sends me totally insane. And jiggling legs. I like the way some ‘expert’ has given this a name, as if it legitimises it somehow. Restless Leg Syndrome. It’s a SYNDROME? No it’s not! It’s a HABIT! Personally, I just think it’s because they desperately want to annoy me. It’s times like this I’m glad I have a laptop so I can freely vent the vitriol which otherwise threatens to engulf me.

Do they not care about anyone else? Are they so egocentric they only have brains attuned to themselves? Whenever I listen to my iPod, I always check the amount of bleed from the earplugs because I don’t want to annoy anyone. Is this just me? I must admit, I also do it so I can still hear what’s going on around me. I live in fear of missing an emergency flood announcement because Frank Zappa is screeching in my head.

I know the train is so crowded that people want to surround themselves with their own little happy bubble of aloneness, but just a smidge of consideration for others would be nice. Just like the people in cars who think everyone wants to listen to the constant drivel they call music which might be ok except all you can hear is thwump, thwump, thwump. OK, I know it’s never going to happen but it’s nice to moan about it. After all, what else is a blog for?

It was clear I wasn’t going to get a lot of work done, so I wrote this entry instead. I hoped he’d read it as I typed but, sadly, he didn’t. I also hoped to catch a glimspe of his email address (he had his laptop opened in front of him) so I could send him a rude email but I couldn’t make it out.

And while I’m moaning about people without social skills…I’m also not keen on the people who have to yell into their phones. Surely there’s been enough comedy skits showing how ridiculous it is. Sometimes I feel like joining in the conversation, just for a laugh but fear they have little (or no) sense of humour. Actually, when I think about it, if they don’t get the comedy skits, they are not going to get anything. Probably a good idea NOT to join in, then.

Well, that managed to take me from Clapham Junction to Aldershot, and I felt a little bit better. Not that I managed much uni work, but it did deter me slightly from the slurping next to me.

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Sleepy

I am working like a lunatic, trying to finish my fourth essay (it’s due next week) and the computer is driving me even crazier. I think my previous long days parked in front of a computer screen are forever behind me. I can’t manage more than a few hours and I need a distracting break for a bit.

And I’m not sure what it is. It’s not like I get a headache or eye strain or sore back or anything like that. I just get a bit bored with doing the same thing. It could also have something to do with the fact that I’ve not had a lot of sleep this week…what with Nicktor coming over and introducing me to a new whisky.

Anyway, regardless of that, I’m up to 2,000 words so I’m almost there (2,500-3,000 required). And while the title seems interesting (An analysis and description of the information communication chain as it relates to the archaeological sector, using aspects of domain analysis) it’s more disturbing how disparate it all is. Too little consistency out there!

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Last night I saw one of the worst sit-coms I think I’ve ever seen. It’s a new series called The Persuasionists and, unbelievably, it was on BB2. Now, believe me, I’ll laugh at virtually anything. As long as it’s vaguely funny. This thing was not. Not once did I smile, let alone laugh. It was diabolically unfunny. And while the script was exceedingly ordinary, when it tried harder, it was even worse. If you happen to see it in a TV schedule, ignore it. Tell everyone you know to avoid it. If you accidentally see a few moments, never admit it. To anyone. It’s not even a ‘it’s so bad it’s good’ type show like Bonekickers, the ‘thrilling’ archaeology series enjoyed only because it was so silly when purporting to be serious. No, The Persuasionists is just plain awful. I can’t believe a commissioning editor read the pilot script, let alone saw any of it.

To quote Tim Dowling, TV reviewer for The Guardian, “It’s hard to locate exactly what went wrong with this project, so I’m recording a verdict of death by misadventure.” His full review (the final paragraph after the bit about pill taking on Horizon, is here.

One final note, in the words of Lynn Rowlands-Connolly (Unreality Primetime reviewer) “…it lacks the one fundamental for a comedy; comedy.” Her full review is here.

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I took the poodles for a jaunt across the Queen’s Bottom today. In the distance I could see a small patch of white, clear and crisp on the green grass. Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be, not a discarded bit of polystyrene, not a white bin liner full of dumped garbage (we haven’t had a rubbish collection around here since before Christmas so this would not surprise me), not a big pile of ice cream…no! It was the last bit of snow, slowly melting in the weak winter sun. And here it is. You’ll have to take my word that it’s in the middle of the Queen’s Bottom. Behind me is an equally snow free vista.

Last of the snow

Last of the snow

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