The House Husband

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Spoiling Breakfast

Sian Williams

Two of the biggest reasons why I enjoy Breakfast on the BBC are Bill & Sian. They are like good friends every morning, accompanying my coffee and attempts at waking.

A while ago, the BBC announced that they were moving the Breakfast studio from London to Salford (Manchester). I don’t know why you’d spoil a winning formula but there you go. Anyway, Bill said he’d go to Salford but Sian was unprepared to uproot her family and move. And today was her last show.

She was very emotional by the end of it this morning. She was very close to bursting into tears but, like the trooper she is, she held them back. I have to admit to being a bit weepy myself. I’ll miss you, Sian.

It kind of made me feel like this:

The end of the road is a bench then a drop

Apart from Tears at breakfast, today was mainly about waiting and walking. Waiting in waiting rooms and walking to and from them. Just annoying, really.

I went to the doctor in the morning and waited half an hour passed my appointment time. I waited at the vets for ten minutes after my appointment time. Finally, I waited to get some blood removed. Strictly speaking, there was no appointment for the final one – you have to take a number and wait – but I still had to wait.

I visited the doctor to see about a strange pain – which is why I had to give them some blood to test – which they were unable to explain. The vet was so that Day-z could get a new course of inconstancy pills. The vet kindly cut their nails for me while we there as well as sell me a huge bucket of pills for Carmen to ease her into arthritis as slowly as possible.

And through it all, the poodles just waited for their walk.

Carmen waits

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Scooters ahoy

Claire reminded me of a story on Breakfast the other day. Someone was having a moan about mobility scooters as there are thousands over here. Councils have fleets of them for anyone who needs (wants) to use one for their shopping. Free of charge!

There’s one guy in Farnham who walks his dog in the park while sat on his! So, actually, it’s the dog that walks while he sits all the way round the park. He has these big, fat tyres, which I presume are off-road tyres for four wheel drive scooters.

Anyway, someone was having a moan and they had lots of emails from people saying how liberating they were for those that have problems walking. They also had heaps from people who had been run over, pushed aside, tooted at or just plain frustrated by mobility riders. It was obviously a pretty slow news day!

And then, the very next day, they had a story about a red mobility scooter display team. Sort of like the Red Arrows but much, MUCH slower. It was hilarious. They did this amazing figure eight routine at about 1 mile an hour and even then nearly collided during the crossover. There was ten of them and they were all in fits of laughter throughout the whole piece.

After that I just can’t take them very seriously.

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