Click on postcard to see other side...
Or, more accurately (spelling errors and all):
"Dear Gary, we require 47 beers and 69 takeaways because aliens already removed Tom's buttocks but Pamela's valve ejaculated into John's tent leaving yellow streaks all around Dawn's wardrobe, but fortunately wilderbeast stampeded mistakenly through the portaloo which exploded, spraying Spitfire bottles thereby ensuring crosslegged women can continently do whatever happens willingly past Lloyds Bank with an elephantine flair-off which gradually showered ejaculate liquid over the episcopal vestments worn by Father John during potty cogitation over quantum mechanics yet bathing simulataneously large Doberman whilst Gary spilt thixiotropic fluids over a delivery from Benidorm."